What you would not find in an earthquake

1. You would not find people dancing in an earthquake
2. You would not find undamaged buildings in an earthquake  
3. You would not find people having a barbeque and relaxing in an earthquake  
4. You would not find animals jumping up and down in an earthquake  
5. You would not find people driving in their cars in an earthquake
6. You would not find people having fun in an earthquake  
7. You would not find people shooting guns in an earthquake
8. You would not find people eating takeaways in an earthquake
9. You would not find the ground not shaking in an earthquake
10. You would not find everybody celebrating in an earthquake